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This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they're making you choose.

Which song would you pick?

(If you really can't narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)

~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Happy Birthday. Just because I want to see what replaces it

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Baaaaby SHARK! Do-da-dooo, baby SHark…..

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The Green song of limbo that everyone listened to in the early 2000.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Russian national anthem, just to shit in their cheerios.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Queen's Radio Ga-Ga so I won't have PTSD about it anymore. When I was 19, I worked on a cruise ship that was still in the final stages of construction and at one point they were testing the PA system by playing that song, on repeat, for seven whole fucking days.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Come On, Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners. Fucking hate it. Mainly for the video, but also because it is horrible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Anything with Neil Young singing. Nothing against him as a person, just his voice… it’s hurts my teeth.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Near, far....whereeeeeeever you are.

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

No one's gonna say that marraiah carrey christmas song? Ok i'll say it, tha marraiah carrey Christmas song.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Given the fact that your question has caused The Evil Song to get stuck in my head, Sorcerer, I feel you are obligated to erase "It's a Small World" from my mind and from existence.

Please and thank you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

If you have been troubled, be troubled no more.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sweet home Alabama

Cuz fuck skynards

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'd probably be a softie here and just pick something obscure that would cause a minimal ripple. There are songs out there that I don't like, but if they get much play, it's because there are people who do like them, and they should be able to listen to their favored music.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

ugh i take psychic damage whenever i hear that song

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rjTVmv8p7vo

This song. My freshman year roommate is probably responsible for a million of those plays and he ALWAYS played it at max volume on his laptop.

Either his mom filled out his roommate survey or the university didn't read them. That was a rough semester.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Never Gonna Give You Up just so it breaks the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Georgia Satellites - Keep Your Hands to Yourself

I CANNOT kill this off my Spotify country list.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Spotify has a block button. I discovered this after being accosted by ICP.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Delusions of a Savior by Slayer because telling Spotify to block it and never play it again means that Spotify will insert it into every other playlist

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

What sorcery is this?!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Bird is the word irritates me in ways I cannot describe

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Could I cut up my wish into just wiping parts of a few songs? Like the march tune from Tears of a Clown, the electronic watch alarm in Rock the Casbah, and the chopsticks part of Blinded by the Light.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

The sorcerer indulges you this wish.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Beverly Hills - Weezer

I actually quite like Weezer, but goddamn that song drives me nuts for some reason I can't put my finger on. A close second is Bubbly - Colbie Caillat, in large part because of the line "I get the tingles in a silly place". It's such a deranged way to say you're horny.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hello sorcerer. Please erase "Man, I feel like a woman" by Shania Twain. It annoys me anyway, but it not like it makes being a woman sound especially inspiring either ("Colour my hair, do what I dare" - woah, slow down there Shania!). Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

So shall it be done.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Pearl jam last kiss.

I just hate it.

Keep who let the dogs out, keep the witch doctor, toss the last kiss.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Them's fightin' words!

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

1-877-CARS-4KIDS

K.A.R.S CARS FOR KIDS

1-877-CARS 4 KIDS

DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY

runs screaming off a cliff, smiling through tears

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're kids, not English professors

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry, whenever I read the phone number 1 877 Kars for kids, it needs to be spelled incorrectly, just in case someone wanted to donate their car today. If they're going to spell it wrong I'm the phone number it should be spelled wrong in the lyrics. I didn't realize the op had spelled out the phone number correctly XD

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

~~probably a hot take:~~

  • Turkey in the Straw
[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The Song That Doesn’t End—we’ll finally rescue all those people who started singing it not knowing what it was.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

But they'll continue singing forever, they just won't know what they're singing anymore.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 weeks ago

Somebody just posted this image in another Ask and I thought it was relevant:

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Damn! I was going to say American Pie but I think you've got the better answer but I don't want to hear either of these songs ever again.

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