It’s surprisingly not that hard to put up those kinds of numbers. It does not matter your gender or physical appearance, you can find at least one hundred guys willing to let you suck their dick.
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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How do you get 100+ people to let you suck their dicks? Asking for a friend.
You ask politely one at a time.
Doesn't have to be polite all the time either.
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It's not dick sucking quantity that matters, but dick sucking quality
¿Por que no los dos?
Quantity has a quality all its own. Jumps into pile of dicks.
"I swear I really went for it, babe. I was buckling knees..."
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Same one 100 times? Or 100 different ones?
I fear not the man who has sucked 10,000 cocks once, but I fear the man who has sucked one cock 10,000 times.
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Was hard to tell. Just kinda grabbed whatever came through the hole in the wall.
Biphobia is hilarious....
Maybe he sucked the cock of 100 girls and is 100% straight, how transphobic of you to assume he's bi for sucking cocks /s
(See how easy it is to get offended if you really give it an honest try)
why is no one talking about the mouth feel
What about it?
Haha. You got me
The joke isn't that he's bi, it's the reversal of expectations of the usual traditionalist roles 🤓
He sucked their dicks, but did he suck their hearts?
In a row?
It's written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.
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No simultaneously
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Nah in a column.
Just bring her lasagna at work. She'll get over it.
Until her fashion designer ex shows up.
theres a million fine lookin women out there
not all of them bring you lasagna at work....most of em just cheat on you
I'm not even supposed to be here today!