Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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AITAH? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How do you get 100+ people to let you suck their dicks? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

A large bachelor party, some knockout gas and a lot of Viagra.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You start with hello

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hello. (Am I doing this right?)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

So uh... 🍆?

Nah j/k! Haha lol! Unless... 👀

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You ask politely one at a time.

Doesn't have to be polite all the time either.