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[–] [email protected] 155 points 2 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

It's written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I mean impressive, but not unachievable.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Supposedly the wife of the emperor Claudius had a contest with a prostitute to see how many men each one of them could fuck within 24 hours.

(It was probably just propaganda, but it was in I, Claudius anyway.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

No simultaneously

[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I wasn't even supposed to be here today!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Nah in a column.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just bring her lasagna at work. She'll get over it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Until her fashion designer ex shows up.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

theres a million fine lookin women out there

not all of them bring you lasagna at work....most of em just cheat on you

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

I'm not even supposed to be here today!