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Killing dogs is apparently really popular with those people. Has me wondering if the "Haitians are eating dogs" lie was actually a confession.
These people love killing dogs and bears and they hate cats so I’m guessing they are not nice people.
Republicans are ghouls.
Aran is lean and muscular, with a chiseled face and hardened stare.
So glad they included this vital piece of information. Also, Holy shit that article rambles on.
exactly
That's disturbing.
They don’t like anything that isn’t money
sheesh, what's up with the GOP? Are they the party of dog killers? 😬
They're the party of cartoon villians with long, curly mustaches
They are a party of pet haters. Between going after cat ladies, killing dogs and accusing immigrants of killing pets, I just can't believe they have any love for pets.
They're just bitter that they can't have the "pets" they actually want.
Projection ALWAYS with them lol
"I'm not gay and I hate gay people because they're so ho-I mean because they're so bad and stuff."
A week later: "I got caught being gay."
$100 says that’s not the worst thing he’s ever done.
Word on the street is that he masterminded Project 2025.
Yo wtf