Melissa McCarthy, she has a good sense of humor which is great because my life is kind of a joke.
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Steven Yeun and Bobby Lee interchangeably
John Malkovich, I don't know why. I just like him. And I think he would be kind in my portrayal.
In Soviet Russia, John Malkovich being you.
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Nathan Hurd. He was in She-Hulk as Man Bull.
Zac Efron.
The girl I was crushing on in high school crushed on him really hard as he appeared in High School Musical. I spent wayyyy too much of my youth trying to emulate Zac Efron as a result. Eventually, that whole style just kinda became my whole style. Seems like a good fit.
Christopher Walken, Jeff Goldblum, Willem Dafoe, and Gary Oldman. All of them.
So sorta like the imaginarium of Dr. parnissius? ( its called something along those lines lol)
Everywhere, all at once.
Adrien Brody.
I'm told, quite often, I look like him. Plus he's a method actor or whatever do we would get to hang out which might be cool. He seems nice.
Jack Black, easily.
Aw, I wanted Jack Black.
Guess I'll have to go with my second choice, Danny DeVito.
Jason Mamoa. I look like if he took a break from the gym for a year. He and I also share several hobbies.
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk, with a made-up face surgery scene mid-film to explain the change.
The spirit of the 90s lives on
They're both male so I'm assuming you were very ugly and bald at some point but now not quite as ugly and your hairline is ...un-receding?
Jk
I'm actually a beautiful woman. They will both have to agree to substantial surgeries before they agree to play me.
I can see cross going for that
Lady Gaga
I bear no resemblance. I can't sing. I just think she's neat.
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John Cusack (high fidelity)
John Cusack (Gross Pointe Blank)
Aubrey Plaza. Sheβs way hotter than me (thatβs kinda the point), and not half Japanese (will make the racist parts confusing and/or hilarious) but she could definitely pull off my resting bitch face and general disdain for everything.
Iβve been told more than once that I look like βthat creepy Scarecrow guy from Batman Begins.β So I guess Cillian Murphy. I didnβt like looking creepy tho.
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No question at all, definitely Tim Robbins, although he is older than me, we are fan casting.
I'm pretty tall, so the logical choice would be Tom Cruise on 12 inch heels.
Three Tom Cruises in a trenchcoat
I want to be played by a dog
My life isn't very interesting, but it'd really spice things up if they had a dog try to do it.
Ed Sheeran. Specifically because he's not an actor and would stumble through the movie just like I stumbled through life. All ginger, no plan.
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Nice try FBI