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Never gonna happen because I'm white and look absolutely nothing like him, but I wouldn't mind having Jam Hsiao play me. Don't know if he's done more than Green Door on Netflix, but I'd still absolutely enjoy it.
Though, if it was animated, I'd want kid me voiced by Cree Summer because she is my all time favorite voice actor/actress.
Depp , heβs about the only one that could pull it off.
Some lonely sad miserable and depressed actor
Jason Alexander
For the 5% of my adult life that Iβve had short hair and no beard: Quentin Tarantino. For the rest of my bearded, long-haired adulthood: Steve Burke from Gamers Nexus. But they need to have blue/green eyes and forehead wrinkles.
(Huh. On paper that just sounds like I look like Nick Offerman, but not really.)
Was hoping to see Margot Robbie in here requesting Margot Robbie play her
Or one of the Margot Robbie looking actresses
If Adam Savage and Russell Brand had a baby, I'd cast that dude to play as me.
Donald Sutherland
Nicolas Cage
Looks nothing like, but it would be funny as hell and in order to get him to sign up, they would have to make it somehow trippy and surreal.
Gary Oldman, dude's a chameleon. I'm sure he could find a way to play a mid 30s SE Asian dude
On the other hand, if you had Will Ferrel play you, but he and everyone is completely unaware that he is SE asian.
I'd take him as a second choice if I couldn't get Gary. To muddy the waters a bit I'd try to get Ken Watanabe and Shohreh Aghdashloo to play my parents.
For the younger me? Harry Connick Jr, but no singing. In my defence, I was prettier back then. The accent's perfect. Now me? Bill Murray, I'm sure, if he can fake a HCJ accent.
Rowan Atkinson.
Toni Collette or Kathy Bates both horror queens and monarchs of my heart.
Keanu Reeves, I'm basically an autistic Johnny Silverhand.
Ronald Reagan, the actor
I don't know but yes
Peewee herman voice and all...
Yes I'm quite the lady-killer...
I only just recently learned the voice bit as I've never recorded myself. I used to think I was just ugly lmao
I look like what you would get if Johnny Depp did a fusion merge with Adam Beach.
So either one of them would be fine
Karl Pilkington. he would do a great job of complaining about every minor inconvenience I've dealt with
I dunno, nobody in Hollywood looks the way I look.
So, I guess I'd pick John Candy because I just like the guy.
Yeah, I know he's dead. If I can't have him, then Ildris Elba because he's fucking cool.
I don't know anyone that has that low of a charisma level. Maybe like some resting bitch face extra.
One time a homeless guy asked if I was Serj Tankian so I guess him?
I look like a middle-aged Richard Gere, with hair loss. All action on the sides, and nothing on top.
Brad Pitt.
Bit of a downgrade but I can live with it.
Danny Devito.
...I'm a woman.
I refer to him as Daddy DeVito
... I'm a dude.
In one of my best photos 10 years ago I vaguely looked like Lana Parilla, so that would be awesome. Realistically, someone fat.
People say I look like Carrie Ann Moss (Trinity) but as a child I had more Lucy Lawless resemblances. So I don't know, but either case they'll have to get a tan cause I'm more of a Penelope Cruz skin tone.
Walton Goggins, but he plays me at every age like John C. Reilly in Walk Hard.
If I was being vain, Stuart Townsend. But in reality, it would be young Steve Buscemi.
I want my movie to be cast entirely with Muppets and Tim Walz.
Shit. I didn't think this through well enough. Can I change my answer to yours?
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