RustyShackleford

Studio executives made the decision, you know… because there hasn’t be a long list of projects they’ve fucked over the years with their notes. 🙄

My thoughts exactly, they might as well put a sofa and JD Vance on the Republican side and send thoughts and prayers.

I was watching my 6 year old nephew and we saw Peter Weller, so I told him that’s the guy who played Robocop. Of course my nephew wanted to meet him, he was nice and asked what my nephews favorite part of the movie was… unfortunately, my nephew excitedly said, “when you shot the bad guy’s wieners off!”

Trebuchet?

Feel better, I sorta know the feeling, unfortunately. (Influenza and sinus infection) I waited 3 months to go in on the later, so coughing up phlegm like a factory lol.

I had a friend in middle school with the last name, Wakachowski. The math teachers enunciation sounded like, Where’s your house key.

Having his attire always appearing the same suit makes it easier for the messy days, when he’s shat up his back or requires multiple changes.

The man has sex with furniture, thinking will never be his strong suit.

Followed by swiftly terminating itself upon the thought of living alongside us.

Jesus, he looks like a bloated corpse they drug out of a river in that picture.