Yup I have it.
this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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God damn it
Me, a mixed race person of color who doesn't sunburn or freckle, reading how all the white folk in the comments have the same mark.
"Hmmm...I'll be damned."
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What the fuckery fucking witchcraft is this
I have like 12 freckles on that arm, does that mean I was born in 1880?
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Mother fucker
I have a bunch of them, so what
Scared gay panicking
Ok serious question: how does your arm look gay? I'm intrigued and confused
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Dude...
Like solving where is Waldo
Got a lil tzeetch on ya
Dammit... WTF?
I have it. This is sorcery.
Mine is on the opposite arm on the outside. I think I was borne backward
I don't have it... And was born in the 2000s. Check's out I guess?
I have it and was born exactly in 2000
And I'm not white (which seems to be a recurrent pattern)
I have a freckle there, but it is not that freckle. Fake news.
Checks out. Born in the 80s and I've got that freck. It has to be a vaccination mark, right?
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Wtf??
At least in the USA, it's probably due to having been alive long enough for sun damage to cause a freckle on the side of your body nearest the car window while driving.
I mean... I've never driven a vehicle that didn't have tinted windows (the heat reduction benefits are huge), but then the sun wants me dead anyway; I spent a week in a southern state and suddenly had freckles in places that never saw the sun.
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Wtf
wtf
Rut roh... I've got three of them.
The chosen one!
It is true!