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Pretty much always 18

Absolutely begging to be booped

That's just xerxes

I had this exact scenario with a substitute teacher when I was in Kindergarten because I made a purple tree, and accidentally destroyed her because she said "Real trees aren't purple" to which I replied "I know, but this isn't a real tree it's a coloring page and I like purple". She was pissed and my mom was called, who pretty much agreed with me. My normal teacher Mrs.K would have been like fuck yeah dude purple trees, but she was sick that day lol.

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who feels the primal urge to slap the soil sack

I really like looking at this! Very unique style

My grandpa played Minecraft and WoW well into his 80s

Sh.itjust.works didn't require email when I made my account, but I couldn't say for sure if that's still the case

Obviously a goose, just by the neck

"We found a way to save a quarter of a cent per hotpocket, but were going to frame it like we're doing it for YOU!"

Not even doom music

These little dudes can move 1.3 feet per second which is absolutely insane