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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

I got a lot more than just the one. I've got so many freckles I have to undress to see my OG skin tone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Wait what's on the carpet back there?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

What a hell!? I have mine on right hand.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Dude what the fuck??

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yep. Me too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I was born in the 2000s and I have it

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

But that's not a freckle??? That's a mole

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I have it. Is that where we were chipped as babies?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm in the club. Is there a handshake?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Welcome to survivor bias land.
(I don't have it.)

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Which one are we talking about here?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago

Check out this overachiever

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's actually weird how I have the left forearm freckle, but nothing on the right arm. Is it from sticking your arm out while driving or something??

I don't even drive though so

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Mine is on my right arm do I need to go see a doctor?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

Mirrored freak, go back to your sinister quicksilver realm and leave us be

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 7 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

I hope the shutter sound was turned off

[–] [email protected] 123 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Dude this pic could've waited until your poo was finished

[–] [email protected] 65 points 7 months ago

But then they wouldn't be living up to their username.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Wtf....i have it too

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I have it too. That's actually insane. I'm born in Sweden.

Maybe it's the sign of everyone who agreed to be here on this planet and watch spectacular stupidy together.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Yeah let's do it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they spun up the Matrix in '99 for real.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Looking around and nods.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Yeah just checked I have it too. What the fuck!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Joke's on you, mine isn't a freckle at all. It's a cherry angioma.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm a pretty heavily freckled person, but damn if I don't have a pronounced, solitary freckle precisely at this location on my left arm.

I bet it's related to driving with my left arm hanging out the window. In the US at least, people who do that have their left arm over-exposed to sun damage.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Trucker arm seems to be a thing worldwide.

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