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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

90's, South-East Asian

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I was born after the 90s and I have that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You were the blue light special....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

They must've still been using the old model where you're from.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Y'all it's sun exposure from driving. You're just old enough to see the damage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I live in Australia and have the same one, checkmate amerocentrists

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Okay, sure. Maybe it's not from driving specifically, but it is just from sun exposure. Which I hear Aussies get a fair bit of, yeah?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I suppose we do, we get about the same amount of sunshine as others.

Depends what you do for a job. Work in an office in Melbourne you hardly see the sun.

Work in a construction job you see the sun every day which i imagine is the same for everywhere

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I've got 2, the freckle has broken containment and is multiplying

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

that's freaky

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well I've learned one thing from this thread: Either Lemmy is mostly white people or almost everyone else isn't silly enough to to take a photo of their arm.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I wasn't going to because of identifying tattoos, but you goaded me successfully. Besides, I'm extremely proud of my tats.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That password is not very secure, you should come up with a longer one

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

New photo challenge. If you were born after 1990 but are older than 18 {legal rider} and have two x chromosomes, you likely have two large features on your chest.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Can confirm.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How to get a bunch of random people to take a picture of their arm and post it online.

Choice A: ask everyone to post take a picture of their arm and post it

Choice B: Make it completely absurd statement as if it were absolute truth thereby challenging everyone to prove you wrong

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

There was a very fun defcon talk a while back about how easy it is to (among other things) create a convincing set of prosthetic fingerprints from social media posts showing off jewelry or handchecking vapes/guns/knifes/etc.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

More like, if you were born at any time in history, you have this freckle on your left arm.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The cat in the back is blurry. Do you have a better picture of it?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Of course ask and ye shall receive

Also there's a real cute video of orange boy biting in my post history

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Found it. It's from 7 months ago, so I assume that cube is long gone?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I cycle toys in and out so right now it's in storage. Right now they have a massive felt bag with holes cut out of it. It's a crowd favorite, I have 4 total. 🐱

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

He just looks like that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Born earlier than the 90's, but I've got it on the right side.

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