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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I’m sure Nintendo/Gamefreak are going to file an infringement case against them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This planet is so beautiful and wonderful. And underneath its waters is an entirely different world, full of wild and majestic creatures just like the Tasselled Wobbegong here. I pray that we act quick enough on our climate initiatives to save these things for the future.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I want one! What kinda food do I get? 🥰

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What is everyone on about puppets? This looks like something out of neverending story. Turn around, look at what you see.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean one of the puppets from the Neverending story?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Best play set ever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it wearing a gilly suit?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Basically. They're ambush hunters that pop up and snatch/vacuum prey into their maws. I recall the tassels are also attractive to fish that look for food in the sand, but don't quote me on that.

https://youtu.be/mbv2DhcKAh4?si=HbeUT1T-3haR9DOX

Least annoying video I could find in a few seconds.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I keep reading it as woebegone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I kept reading "tessellated"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I loved these things as an ocean obsessed kid. Fun to see it mentioned; i haven't thought about these for a long time!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i was gonna say this is a rejected muppet idea

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Meet the Feebles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Unless it sings a happy song teaching me letters or numbers, I’m out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Peak performance

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

"Damn, is this acid bunk? It's been like an hour."

The carpet:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

there's a whole order of carpet sharks. orectolobiformes

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I've seen more convincing muppets.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But do you think it has cute babies?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

If so, we need an anti ugly duckling story

[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is native to Australia, which doesn't surprise me at all given that it looks more like a trap designed by a deranged dungeon keeper than a creature

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If only I could give you two upvotes. One for Australia being the most dangerous place in the known universe, and two for the messed up looking D&D beastie. Well played, my friend.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

IRL Shambling Mound was my first thought when I saw the picture.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago

My son had a book called "You're Called What?!" which featured a tasseled wobbegong, alongside other animals such as the Shovelnose Guitarfish, Bone Eating Snot Flower Worm, and the Aha Ha.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I don't believe you. You can't convince me that someone didn't smash Oscar the Grouch with a comically large wooden hammer and send him to the bottom of the ocean.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

When I was getting my bio degree, carpet sharks (including Wobbegons) are what I was most interested in studying. Just about every family in the order is fascinating in some way.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (6 children)

My partner and I have this thing where we ask each other if we are the other person's x, where x is something ridiculous, cute, grotesque, or profane. For example, I once asked my partner if I was her gutter-bloated corpse, to which she, of course, answered in the affirmative.

I'll soon find out if I am actually a tasselled wobbegong carpet shark in the eyes of my partner.

As an aside, I asked the corpse thing after reading this delightful line from one of my very favorite books:

“Body found floating by the docks,” Glokta breathed, “bloated by seawater and horribly mutilated… far… far beyond recognition.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Man I love those books. Only time I've finished a series and gone straight back to the beginning again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Love Joe Abercrombie!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Very cute, best of luck in your quest!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I've just finished the Book of Law trilogy. Again.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Unexpected first Law by Joe Abercrombie! Loved it, Glokta is such an interesting character.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)