lol I guess this makes a good litmus paper. just ask a man what he thinks of Andrew Tate.
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Lmao. So his logic was
my wife is too ugly to fuck
He deserves the divorce, good for her.
Everyone looks the same in the dark. Pretty people are nice to look at. Marry for things that take up more than 20 minutes(maybe) of your week. Sad they didn't realize this.
Visual communication is incredibly important. I think I’ve had sex in the dark like… less than 1% of the time. You’re either trying to keep up a rapport to maintain their enthusiastic future availability or emotionally invested and attempting to maintain reciprocity. Unless you’re both fairly charming and willing to lower your standards, lights are worth keeping on. Sex is just as intrinsically tied to the social contract as anything else.
That said, yeah, marry for personality imo.
Thank goodness I didn't see the word removed. That would send me to the hospital.
Say fuck as much as you want, but I don't see why people are mad about censoring a slur
Yeah jokes on him 40 year old polyamorous women pull like crazy
We are friends with a 53 year old widow, she is physically unremarkable, chubby, has kids in college. She has sex with multiple guys a week and details her adventures to my wife over text. These guys range from 25 to 44 yrs old. Women will always get laid more than men. If they want it, they can have it.
Women will always get laid more than men.
If we discount homosexual relationships (since the conversation focuses on heterosexuals), for a woman to have sex, there needs to be a man to have sex with her, and vice versa, so men and women should get laid equally.
Uh no. It's not 1-1, it's 1-to-many.
Due to Fisher's Principle, we know that there's roughly as many women as men. So why don't you go and take a population of 5 men and 5 women, and show how they can be partnered up in such a way that each woman is on average connected to more men than vice versa. You'll quickly find it impossible, and that's because it is mathematically impossible.
Yeah I’m a 29 year old woman and there’s a woman in her 50s that I’ve been making out with. It’s kinda weird that her kids are my age, but she’s hot af so… and yeah she’s chubby, but it works for her.
No idea apart from op and you. Is this true?
As a man briefly on the poly scene... Yes, 100%. The only reason my wife didn't score more is due to crippling social anxiety. We both stopped after the first extramarital thing and decided we're too autistic to ever try that again lol.
Yes, 30s upward seems to peak "Xilf" age for the decade below them. Women in polyamorous-spaces are very pursued and, compared to mono-spaces, the men in it are much more likely to be knowledgeable on relationship-health. There is also more emotional intelligence, and tools and systems for working through it (they virtually all work in monogamous relationships too, but because there are more moving parts people seem to care more for preventative measures than just being reactionary).
Honestly, why would you unironically watch content from someone who doesn't believe in depression?
Yeah I could see a teenager falling for it, but a 40+ 💀 shows you've learned nothing from your brief time on the strife ball
25+ years of blaming your short comings on other people and any lucky break was totally a master move of skill on your part.
The rise and fall of this grift has been such a gift to me. It has introduced some of the goofiest characters and goofiest feuds. I have had so many delightful conversations stemming from this shit. What a time to be alive.
One of my childhood friends fell for the red pill etc shuck and invariably reaped nothing but degradation. It has been frustrating, but there really is nothing like having a living example of "there but for the grace of God go I" in your life
this grift has fallen? seems alive and kicking to me
I still hear chuds at work talk about his “wisdom”.
LOL, 40-50yo women can be hot as hell. I'd post some pics of the girls I've dated in the last few years, but not without permission, wouldn't ask. That would be both tacky and shitty. Let's just say they're neither fat nor frumpy. Last 4, including my wife, are 52, thin, feminine, smooth, stylish and fuck like wild animals. They know what they want and aren't afraid of anything. My wife looks like the Asian anime chicks all these fuckers post fantasy pics of. (Except she's not a child. 🤷🏻♂️)
40-yo uncle? I may be short and scrawny, but I got all my hair and teeth, non-fat. Suddenly my "market share" spiked at middle age. LOL, imagine the attitude of some loser banking on "sexual market value". Fat fuck with a receding hairline but not enough balls to shave it off.
tl;dr: Got stuffed in trash cans in high school. Literally. Got a fantasy wife now. Hang in there guys. Take care of yourself and be a good person. You'll make it someday.
EDIT: I should note; I ain't rich, in case anyone wants to play that card on me.
Bruh this reads like it was written by a 15 year old.
you don't announce you're going all in before you see your cards, dude
censors the f word
Considering it looks like we got 2 gs on the bottom here, I think that's perfectly fine.
That looks like 4 pixels antialiased, yet there's so much meaning in them.
I’m guessing it wasn’t "fucking."
Bro he’s got like eleven lambos bro he wears his Rolex in the shower bro it’s got real diamonds bro he has all the video game consoles and extra controllers bro
I heard he has controllers he doesn't even use. They're just for display.
I do too.
I mean, I bought them for friends, but now we just play online which is...
Just as fun. Yes. Surely.
brooooooooo
It could have worked if he was 30 or rich, stupid uncle.
Also if he worked proactively with his partner to make sure they were both doing it for the right reasons and their kid was taken into account and made sure they all three came out of it happier
It's almost like people who work together lead better, more fulfilling lives
That Wojack is brilliant.
Also, I wonder what physical shape the uncle is in? I'm betting terrible.
What shape? Alpha, obviously. Pointy up top and progressively wider as you go down.
Tatejack?