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Why is Tom stealing a printer? Needed one for the Delta Flyer?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

They've all got that 80s-90s leanness. Before we plumped up on high fructose corn syrup.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Holy crap! That is a glorious find Squid!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It is. I admit I didn't find it, someone found it and I passed it on.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

This is the most ‘90s image ever. They look like the cast of a sitcom. Secondly, I finally know what the device Picardo is holding is.

Of course the hidden detail of the computer monitor showing a screenshot from TOS is lovely.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I....I think I've seen this porn....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

for some reason.

Money. The reason is money.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

“We gotta do something nerds like to sell computers. What do nerds like?”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Where even chakotay has no purpose

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Well the image with the webcam on his head wouldn't have been the same without him

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He was an insurance policy in case something happened to Janeway… or they needed to do an episode with aliens as the basis of some Indian/first peoples cultural background.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Given my hiring purposes this week, I'd actually hire Robert Beltran today in real actual life. I need a bullshitter to show what network telly can produce, and if they opt for him: it's their fault!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Akoocheemoya, please help with HR.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Lol, do you think he takes Indian rates? Only way this may work in a tech with org

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Even in the promos Kes is awkwardly tacked on.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Be nice to her. She's just a toddler.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Those specs are adorable.

And the price absurd.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well, that is eight times more CD-ROM speed than most any computer sold today.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Infinite more speed than the empty drive bays I'm using for CDs and DVDs.

Though I've been considering getting an external drive. Mainly to check if my old CD and DVD backups/data dumps are just junk now or are still readable (to probably rip the iso and then burn a new copy that will likely sit unused for another decade or two).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Has anyone tried calling the number and asking for the p200v?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

In 97? That's a great deal, especially if it came with the monitor.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In those days you could build it yourself for half the price of a name brand.

Edit: for the downvoters.

Did you ever go to a computer show and sale at a fairgrounds or expo center? Or buy/subscribe to Computer Shopper magazine (the one that looked like a telephone book).

The PC market was completely different in the 90's.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My last custom build from 3 years ago was a little over $3k. For that mass produced box at $2k from over 24ish years prior seems a bit stiff by comparison.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Moores law has been a kind bastard for a long time.

200mhz in 97, with 2GB of hard drive space? Bet it had a 56.6kb modem too. That was all premium components at that time, the ryzen 9, 4TB nvme 5 and wifi 7e/2.5gb ethernet of its day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

$2000 in 1997 is about $3920 today

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Guarantee the monitor was not included.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The chip that runs the smart outlet my coffee maker plugs into has better specs than that lol

And yes, it can run DOOM

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

That mfer would have run doom like a mofo

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

By Grabthar's Hammer, what a camcorder.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does not look at all like her

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It is the hair and the ears.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh dang I don't remember the long curly hair.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A lot of them have different hair in those pictures. It must have been between shooting seasons.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

From what I understand a lot of actors wear hair pieces on TV shows for a consistent appearance.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

At least The Doctor has the camcorder; that's actually canon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

No, it's Sony.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Why is Tom stealing a printer?

This, however, is not Canon. It's an HP.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's from the time HP printers needed only a semiannual cleaning, would last a decade, and the cartridges were cheap.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yep. That's what "killed" it for me. The cartridges that were like $25 when I first acquired it were like $65 by the time I got rid of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think I got that printer for a family member for Christmas. And yes, before you ask, the 3d maze was the screensaver

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I had it, too (or at least one in the same DeskJet 6xx family). Got it from a dumpster dive in high school, threw in some new ink cartridges, and was good to go. That thing lasted me all the way through college.

HP has fallen so far from grace it's crazy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

They seem to really want it that way for some reason