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Fun fact: Python is the only programming language named after an animal!

.. javascript ???

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[–] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 months ago

What about

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[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fades@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

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[–] nasi_goreng@lemmy.zip 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I wonder if people that JavaScript is indirectly named from an ethnic group in Indonesia.

Javanese ethnic -> Java Island -> Javanese coffee -> Java programming language -> JavaScript

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 7 months ago

Java was named after the Javanese, and not the other way around?

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Is based on the Java island coffee, the preferred variation of James Gosling. This is why the Java logo is a cup of coffee.

Edit: I made that up, but looks like it's true?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'm surprised there aren't more languages labelled after highly addictive stimulants

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 2 points 7 months ago
[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

They tried making SpeedScript but big programming decided it was too fast for its time and shut it down

[–] SexyVetra@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I heard Ritchie called it C after creating it during one of Bell Labs' famous coke parties.

/s

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

and Julia? Well we all know what Julia is slang for

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes, indeed, I see javascripts in the wild every day.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Nah, it's not a programming language.

It's a tool for degenerates (said the kid who grew up rotting his brain with vbscript)

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Eh, whatever. It puts food on the table...

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm not judging, I know the pain

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's not even that much of a pain. I'm mostly dealing with TypeScript, very rarely vanilla JavaScript, and it's even enjoyable most of the time.

Sorry, I was must continuing the joke.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Am professional js dev, can confirm. Have maximum brain rot.

skibidi

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 79 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Python isn’t named after an animal it’s named after a comedy troupe, which is a group of animals

[–] General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Until recently, thought it was also named after Pythagoras, with the snake being a double meaning.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 12 points 7 months ago

fun fact: Pythagoras was named after the snake god Glycon.

(this is not true)

Python, Spam, IDLE.

Monte Python have a lot to answer for.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 12 points 7 months ago

What about Lolcat?

kthxbye

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

Deep in the Serengeti, we find the lonesome JavaScript. With its tendrils deep in the ground, it begins consuming thousands of tiny life forms known as β€œnode modules” to fuel its desires.

[–] abcd@feddit.org 16 points 7 months ago

What about a GOpher?

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 35 points 7 months ago
[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ada is named after a human and humans are animals.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] take6056@feddit.nl 11 points 7 months ago
[–] bricked@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] black0ut@pawb.social 2 points 7 months ago

Fish are not real. Salmon is a kind of bird.

What people commonly refer to as "fish" are in fact government spy drones designed to detect and stop seaweed smuggling.

(/joke)

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] noobface@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago
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