Bear Grylls. Bear Grylls! What kind of a name is that? Are you an animal or a bit of an oven? I bet you went to private school, didn’t you?
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That's not true. He did try to abolish slavery and stop the creation of the reserve, but tortoises move a little slower than humans do, and he just didn't get there in time. But not for lack of trying.
Turtles are born?
I thought about all the historic events this turtle witnessed and then I remembered he is a turtle
Federal Reserve?
I take it you've never gotten in an argument with a libertarian?
Imagine a libertarian in economics school. Yikes.
Austrian School isn’t horribly far off.
For this study, we asked the subjects to trade tokens. And now you can buy those tokens!
When I was in economics school we would go to the libertarian convention for shits and giggles. We were told by our professors explicitly not to heckle, just to giggle and treat it like a wildlife expedition. They were fun evenings.
Don't tell the republicans, they might nominate him for president..
Jonathan would draw yuge crowds.
Even this random as tortoise is older than the Confederacy
Well the Confederacy barely made it to 4 years old. Which explains why conservatives are creepily obsessed with it.
Racist-ass, capitalist turtle.
He benefits from the labor of the working of the working class
Naw. He just enjoys lettuce and is chill.
Oh no, it's only a matter of time before he runs for president.
...and will die 29 years after second civil war or what will be better known as failed MAGA uprising of the the mad orange king.
He’s getting around to it; be patient
Why are abolishing slavery and establishing the Federal Reserve being treated as if they're equivalently bad when they are very much not? This meme is subtly pushing a gold bug/crypto bro agenda.
Cause Libertarians gonna libertary?
I also enjoy spreading libertarian propaganda
yeah I found that a wierd combo. did he also act to try to get universal healthcare?
He's mostly just been eating lettuce
What an ass
Aww, lay off Jonathan. He's a pioneer for gay rights, which is much more than can be said for any of you lot.
Due to his advanced age, Jonathan spends his days doing almost everything with his mate, including eating, sleeping and mating... The sex of Frederica, ... his companion since 1991, was cast into doubt in 2017 when island veterinarian Catherine Man indicated that due to a deformity of its plastron its sex could not be verified,[4] and is now known to be male, being renamed Frederik.
queer icon tortoise hell yeah
My Plastron also got deformed when I had a GI Joe guy use a hair spray bottle as a blowtorch.
renamed Frederik.
So they didn't just reassess the gender, but also repatriated him by naming him after the king (then crown prince) of Denmark
Typical colonialist Jonathan bullshit.
Here's me at 193 years old
Be the change you want to see.
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