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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Very minor, but I very recently changed deoderant after not being able to find the one I usually use. I just got to a clinic for a medication infusion and it has completely worn off, being replaced by the smell of stress sweat from traffic, and now this poor nurse has to smell me while I get my medicine, so I am mortified.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Recently? The worst was accidentally drinking coffee too late in the evening a few days ago, which, sadly, was more than enough to mess up my well-being for several days at this point in my life.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

My work decided to close for Juneteenth, but then I had to come back on Friday, and I told everyone I was going to request that Friday off so I could have a four-day weekend for the price of one day of PTO, and I forgot to do it, so I had to work a weird bizarroland hellscape Friday where we had just had a day off so we have like a little bit more energy than usual, but then the weekend is also about to hit so everyone wanted to leave, but everyone also wanted to get all of their work done, so for me it was just a fucking nightmare.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Forgot a lunch box for weeks at work, and then they threw it out while I was sick, so now I have to buy a new lunch box.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I woke up to yet another day

I washed my dish towels with a yellow orange bag and now they're super bright yellow lol

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I printed 200 labels at work all with a typo on it, so I had to print 200 more. Good thing the only thing that cost me was my time lol

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Caught my shoelaces in my bike chain trying to avoid a shitty driver who almost ran me off the road (I did successfully not get hit by this idiot and eventually got him to realize how bad he was fucking up, yay).

Tired of this bullshit and am probably going to convert my bike from chain and derailleur to belt and hub like I have on my Priority Folder.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

I was replacing the runner lights for our stairs and was having some resistance pulling, so I tried pulling the other way. It’s currently stuck and I’ll need to take off a section of molding to push it back through. At least I did the other side correctly

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wrapped my 4yo in a big towel on the way back from the hotel pool and shortly after challenged him to a race to our room. He immediately tripped on the towel and hit his head because his arms were under the towel. Fortunately just got a bump and some rug burn on his forehead

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I planted hydrangeas in an area with too much sun exposure and they're getting scorched leaves while I wait for shade cloth to ship

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I bent over the sink to clean the drain and threw my back out three hours before I had to leave on a business trip.

Had to cancel the entire thing and spend the next day on my back.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I was clearing some brush with a machete, 6 stitches in my shin.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Username checks out!

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I wrote a long thoughtful reply to a heavily downvoted post only to find the post had been deleted before I could hit submit, and I hadn't copied the text.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I have textarea cache browser again installed (on desktop) for those rare cases where I want to recover text input.

I wouldn't attribute a fuckup on your end though. Just really unfortunate and depressing. Caused by someone else.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oof that is pain. I have started to just move to a local text editor when i realize the comment is getting long.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have a window open in my preferred text editor that is perma-opened for ephemeral writing just such as you’re describing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I have a specific file for this purpose too! For anything longer than 10 words really. I hate it when I accidentally hit enter in those little chat boxes.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I ate too many blueberries yesterday and regret it today.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

How is it possible to regret eating blueberries? Like, I need more details.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Blewb poop soup

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

He blued himself

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Are you blue?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I didn't know this was possible, could you share what you think the critical amount is?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This is obviously a fabrication. Blueberries are delicious and there's no too many about it.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If it makes you feel better, most of my major fuck ups are cooking related. I was boiling down some dr. Pepper for jerky marinade and fell asleep. Didn't wake up to alarms until my wife woke me up. Pretty embarrassing, and really makes you doubt your own ability to do things. Eventually you get over it and just get cagey about the very specific lead up steps, which is probably a good thing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

About, oh my a decade ago, I had what I call the toffpocalypse. I was drinking and decided to make toffee from sweetened condensed milk by boiling the cans in a pot. Well I inevitably fell asleep and woke up to the alarms in the entire apartment blaring. There was a thick smoke and the dog had pooped on the floor in fear. The cans had exploded when the water boiled away, denting the ceiling and the stove hood. I turned off the stove, opened the windows, and fanned the smoke until the alarms stopped. Luckily the building alarms had not gone off.

I had intended it to be a video gaming heavy weekend as my wife was away visiting a friend. Instead I had to use wet rags to clean toffee off of the ceiling as best as I could for all of Sunday. I did manage to mostly get it all clean. It was a good lesson to learn not to actively cook while not sober, the results could have been much worse, even fatal

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

When I was living in a boarding-school like arrangement for people with disabilities once, they had really sensitive smoke detectors and if you tripped them needlessly, you were in for a hell of liability, because they immediately caused complete evacuation pocedures and an automated emergency call where not just a small contingent of firefighters were called. One night, one person forgot their pasta boiling on the stove and fell asleep on the couch in exhaustion - so deeply and long, that all the water boiled away and the noodles burned and tripped the alarm. That exhaustion cost them several thousands of Euros.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

I set some humming bird food to boil a while back. Got distracted in the other room and smelled smoke. Went back into the kitchen and couldn't see the stove there was so much smoke. Then the smoke alarm went off. Very effective. Took hours to scrub the burn sugar out of the pot and days to get rid of the smoke smell in the house.

Pro tip, always set a timer when you walk away from something on the stove.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I stepped on a garden millipede by accident 😭

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