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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

If you pour milk into cereal you won't have extra milk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For making weetbix I have boil water and heat some milk in the Microwave. Pour the boiling water over the weetbix then add the warm milk. Add brown sugar and a dash of cream.

Most of the time I'm to lazy to do all that but it's the way my mum made them so I sometimes do it if I feel like a treat. I think the hot water is just a way to save on milk but it melts the weetbix which Ive grown to like.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hold up, let's put aside culturally-specific weetbix for a sec (🇦🇺🤝🇳🇿), you mix WATER with your milk but then ADD CREAM???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like a seppo thing to do. Probably gets more than one drink from a Milo tin too.

Am curious though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Most of us don't even know what weetabix is

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You know, just when I think I have reached self actualization I read a post like this.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Average YouTube cooking video

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I've got this beat. I love eating cheez-its with milk, like it's cereal. Absolute best way.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave for disruption of the peace

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What is wrong with people man wtf do you mean warm coffee cereal

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Reminds me of when Kelloggs did an ad in the UK asking people share how they eat Corn Flakes on social media.

The top answer was put the Corn Flakes in a bowl and pour cold milk on top of it, big surprise.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I eat mine while not masturbating, as God intended.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shortly after an enema, as John Harvey Kellogg intended.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Breakfast cereal with warm milk???? 🤢🤢🤢🤮

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Don't forget to spike the milk with coffee before adding any cereal

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Coffee and additional, out of pocket sugar. Just go to Dunkin, for the love of God

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Honest to god, last week I saw someone take out some instant coffee and a small jar of milk from their backpack in order to get their fix without having to spend the few bucks buying it from a cafe or whatever

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My breakfast is the same, just without milk or cereals.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I sure hope you don't repeat until you're full

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mixing it with iced coffee sounds like it might be alright... Only some kind of sociopath would ever pour milk first and then cereal though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Regarding hot or cold milk, it's up to individual preferences. Regarding the order, there is only milk first (unless you like eating a soggy mess of cereal).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, it's supposed to start crunchy and get soggier as you get to the bottom. That is how you get the delicious cereal flavored milk to drink at the end. CEREAL FIRST ALWAYS!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

August 21st, 2024. Historians will record this date as the start of the great Milk and Cereals civil war.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

MY BODY WILL BE COLD IN THE GROUND BEFORE I EAT HOT CEREAL!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

AND MY ~~AXE~~ SPOON!

Seriously though. Cereal first, cold milk on top. I'll allow the solitary exception of adding cereal to your remaining milk when you only want a little more, or you used the last of the milk.

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