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I eat mine while not masturbating, as God intended.
i skimmed over the not and thought it was a normal comment anyway.
You know I very rarely eat cereal while masturbating maybe he was on to something.
I didn't know that how you were supposed to do it. They really should put the preparation instructions on the box.
Shortly after an enema, as John Harvey Kellogg intended.
I do a yogurt enema, as he often prescribed, then eat the yogurt with cornflakes on top.