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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Breakfast cereal with warm milk???? ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Don't forget to spike the milk with coffee before adding any cereal

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Coffee and additional, out of pocket sugar. Just go to Dunkin, for the love of God

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honest to god, last week I saw someone take out some instant coffee and a small jar of milk from their backpack in order to get their fix without having to spend the few bucks buying it from a cafe or whatever

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel personally attacked by this comment (leave my jar of milk alone ๐Ÿ˜‚).

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You milk jar-ers are wild!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My breakfast is the same, just without milk or cereals.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I sure hope you don't repeat until you're full

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mixing it with iced coffee sounds like it might be alright... Only some kind of sociopath would ever pour milk first and then cereal though

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Regarding hot or cold milk, it's up to individual preferences. Regarding the order, there is only milk first (unless you like eating a soggy mess of cereal).

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, it's supposed to start crunchy and get soggier as you get to the bottom. That is how you get the delicious cereal flavored milk to drink at the end. CEREAL FIRST ALWAYS!!!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

August 21st, 2024. Historians will record this date as the start of the great Milk and Cereals civil war.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I love that as of this writing, there are only two downvotes in this entire war.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

MY BODY WILL BE COLD IN THE GROUND BEFORE I EAT HOT CEREAL!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

AND MY ~~AXE~~ SPOON!

Seriously though. Cereal first, cold milk on top. I'll allow the solitary exception of adding cereal to your remaining milk when you only want a little more, or you used the last of the milk.