Nikelui

joined 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Since spiders get drunk on caffeine, she's doing a Starbucks run.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Sounds like the sequel of that horror movie where the protagonist had a vagina with fangs.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It's ok, poltergeists are ghost cats anyways.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Police officer, removing the robber mask: "So, Scooby was actually Robber65 all along". Robber65: " And I would I have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those pesky memes on the internet".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

No food stamps, only Gil.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can I introduce the Finnish tar-flavored licorice?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wizards don't go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

You also don't have to show up 2 hours in advance to a train station and plan your entire day(or two) around a trip.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Digimon is clearly the superior franchise.