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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

one of my girl cats is named after a song about cigarettes, the other named after a video game tribe

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I just named a cat that got dumped at my work Johnny. It's a girl cat. Oops.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Dog is named cat. Cat is named dog!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Some of us name our boy cats after Arby's menu items. That's how Double Roast Beef Sandwich got his name.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I know a boy cat named Apollo

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

3 of our girl cats growing were named Shasta, Kahlua, and Sprite and one of the boys was named Orange Crush; all were named after drinks (and that time Dad sat on Crush).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I appreciate it, but Crush crossed the rainbow bridge a number of years ago (not because my dad sat on him) after a long and happy life

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

:( May crush be crushed in peace

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

He has a place of honor in the family pet cemetery and we remember him fondly.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

My girl cat was named GirlCat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

My cat Neth'Sin the Ethereal Tormentor laughs at your modern goddesses.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey! Boy cats also get names after video game characters. Just ask Mr Bubbles.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Momcat is named Alyx after the Half-Life character.

One of her daughters is named Junko, after the alpinist Junko Tabei because she climbs everywhere and is always the first one to jump onto new things

The other is named Spots because she has spots.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Either way the cat thinks of him or herself as a divinity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Our girl cat is named Maki because she's small. Girls get food names too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My cats are named after a tattoo, an encoding system and a movie character.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Ah, the Elon Musk children naming system.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Heh, good guesses.

Maze (because I have a maze, actually a labyrinth, tattooed on my back and she's stripey).

Hex (short for hexadecimal, but the pagans I used to date preferred to think otherwise).

Ripley (you can probably extrapolate for this one).

edit: line breaks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Love it. I'm gonna name my next cat ASCII now tho...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Better than EBCDIC!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Fair guess again.

In this case, she's named after the Alien movies.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

How is this so accurate?

We never thought about it, but of our three cats, the girls are named after a goddess and an empress, while the boy cat is named after a Starbucks menu item.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Soup... Tomato Soup

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

my girl cat is named after a song about cigarettes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I love you, Beefy Crunch ❤️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I think Dweezil suits her just fine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And here I am giving my pets human names like a weirdo: Brody (dog), Chad (dog), Sasha (cat) & Erin (cat)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait till you see Augustus Magnus the cat And his brother Brutus Maximus the other cat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Lucius Vorenus Catus approves!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Whatever,

Crunchwrap Supreme is a great name. It's much easier to say than my fishes name:

Three doritos locos tacos supremes with a large Baja blast.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My daughter named her fish Sushi.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My partner's parents had a pair of cows called Mince and Steak

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Old man I used to know had a pig named BLT

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

My friend had cows named Sirloin and Rib-Eye. It's low-hanging fruit, you have to go for it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Mmmmm, I do miss the Enchirito

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

My cat is named Figaro after the cat from the animated Pinocchio film that he looks just like. My dog is named Ampix after a character who gets made fun of for his stupid name in a novel that my wife and I read.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

my cat's true name is whatever I come up with in the moment

  • kitty/kitty-kat/itty bitty kitty
  • bungus
  • bungle
  • baby cat
  • snoozer/sleepyhead
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Yup and the most important names, the ones that he responds to, are psp-psp-psp and ti-ti-ti.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

My cat's name is Elliot because he's got a mustache like the Mr. Robot mask, but I call him Admiral Derpits, Mingus, Ferbles, or Murface the Furface on a Surface

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Enchirito does sound like a good name for a cat... 🤔

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Regretting calling my cat Persephone because I always have to spell it out to the vet reception over the phone.

Wait, is this just a trap to get our bank account security questions?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mothers' maiden names are so crazy and random too, don't you think?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Especially when that side is fresh from slavistan.

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