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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Is he playing for his side?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Oooooo myyyy goooooóoooooood!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

He's threatening us with a good time

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Healthcare would be great, but at this point I'd still settle for taco trucks on every corner...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Best we can do is one half price taco for every ten major medical procedures you can't afford.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Basic tacos only! Not premium tacos!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

…that’s still a lot of tacos.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Neoliberal swine abound…we ain’t getting healthcare.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

According to the article the latest word from Kamala Harris is what Trump claimed. “Her spokesperson” (unnamed in the article) reversed it, but the article gives no report on Harris’s actual position.

If you know of more up to date information on Harris’s position, please mention it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think the original comment might be referring to the fact that the US wouldn't allow it even if it were the current sitting president's stance. See the last 50 years for references

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

The horrors!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kamala won't give us healthcare.

However, back in 2016, Trump promised to give us universal healthcare "the governments gonna pay for it!" when he did that interview with O'Donnel? I think

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

That’s not what this article claims.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Don't threaten me with a good time!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

A vote for Bart is a vote for Anarchy!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If only that were true.

In the US, people like to assert that we have "access" to health care, but that access is subject to a significant paywall, and therefore doesn't exist if you can't afford to be price-gouged.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Even with insurance I had to fork over ,$2k for an MRI. I have no idea what I'm gonna do if I actually need surgery

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm a Candian here so take my advice for what is worth. Vote Democrat as cross the board.

I have cancer. Hodgkins Lymphoma. A felt a lump in my neck on Friday. Called the doctors office on Monday and saw the doctor on Wednesday. In the next two months I had an ultrasound that was, "worrying" followed up by a chest x-ray and full body CT. That necessitated a biopsy which resulted in the positive diagnosis of Hodgkins. That triggered a PET scan, respiratory study, and echocardiogram. I saw my oncologist a week after the PET scan and started chemo two days later. I just had my second infusion this morning and I'm feeling a bit beaten up. They gave me Ondensetron for the night after chemo and Olanzapine for nausea as needed. All I pay for is parking at the hospital and I can claim that on my taxes.

Universal healthcare is really, really hard to implement. That's why only 22 of the 23 most developed countries in the world have it.

The US health care system is a grotesque lie.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you’re got universal health care, I don’t see how that would lead to voting for Democrats?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm a Candian. I'm suggesting that voting for Democrats would be far more likely to get you universal healthcare than voting for the neo-fascist Christian nationalists.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sadly, it is not.

Democrats could have implemented a universal health care system under Obama, but chose not to. They, as much as Republicans, are profiting from the price gouging in our health care system.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They didn't do it last time so vote neo-fascist Christian national because they surely will? Give you fucking head a shake.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

They didn't do it last time.

Respectfully, it's not "they didn't do it last time". It's "they never do it". It's never going to happen. Democrats have demonstrated that they are just a corrupt cog in the system, a system that ensures the wealthy keep acquiring vulgar sums of money they don't need, while life gets harder and harder for the working class and the poor.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Take a really close look at your insurance policy.

They fuck you over at the beginning with deductible. Then the out-of-pocket maximums come into play. The maximium you can be responsible for is $9,450. More than enough to bankrupt most people. My plan is at $4k per person through my wife's union job.

Depending on what state you live in you can apply for income based bill reduction as well. These are common in blue states. In red states, consider dying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'll check thank you. I really shouldn't be complaining. I have a good job and decent healthcare and the issue I am working is not life threatening. Someone with less good healthcare and a chronic disease are fucked over much harder :(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry you (and all of us) are stuck with this system.

[–] [email protected] 131 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I wish Democrats were as cool as Republicans make them out to be.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The old Simpsons is pure gold

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Be the radical leftist they're afraid you are

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Absolutely!

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So all former presidents are now campaigning for Harris?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Looks like it 😄

[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“You’re all going to be thrown into a communist system … You’re going to be thrown into a system where everybody gets health care.”

I thought that it wasn't possible to be that stupid and that you just took his words out of context, but.... once again he proved me that he could sound more stupid every time he opens his mouth

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

words out of context

lol when your "context" is "the only truth that exists is whatever i just sharted out of my mouth," then does anyone else's perception of context even matter?

someone tried to argue that everyone was taking the "you won't have to vote anymore" statement a couple weeks ago out of context. then some GOP muppet tried to say he was joking. after years of GOP bleating about "i love trump because he speaks his mind!"

for someone who speaks his mind and tells it like it is, trump sure does need a lot of ~~explanation~~ olympics-tier mental acrobatics to get to what he really meant when he said ___________ (literally anything)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

someone tried to argue that everyone was taking the “you won’t have to vote anymore” statement a couple weeks ago out of context. then some GOP muppet tried to say he was joking. after years of GOP bleating about “i love trump because he speaks his mind!”

That and Trump saying he would be a dictator on day one.

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