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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (8 children)

JD Vance political career will be over if Trump doesn't win.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Vance really looks like Rush Limbaugh with a beard. And I mean a real beard, not the kind Rush had: a trophy wife with a 10-year prenup to disguise his pedophilia.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

And by normal things, he means weird things.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

I would love to thank him for the continued damage he's causing to the republicunt agenda. Every time him or dementia don speak it's driving more and more people away from them. It's wonderful

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Agreed! Killing Children, which is what Republicans see Abortion as, is NO BIG DEAL!

[–] [email protected] 121 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Been saying forever, abortion is a car that dog don't want to catch. What a disaster for the GOP.

Look, the man had to deflect such a question, right? But if Vance, and by extent the Republican leadership, had the courage of their convictions, the answer is a no-brainer.

"No. I think they are far more concerned with preventing the murder of innocent children, which is not a right, no matter how you slice it."

So, uh, is that message not resonating with women voters? Backing up the truck at this late date?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd imagine accusing millions of women as "murderers", and then expecting their vote, probably also doesn't really net much benefit to a campaign.

It really is that car huh.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 months ago

If the GOP gave even a tiny shit about the murder of innocent children, we'd have reasonable gun laws.

[–] [email protected] 150 points 3 months ago (4 children)

JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

JD Vance puts mustard on his pizza, pass it on

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

JD Vance puts foreigner Dijon mustard on his pizza, pass it on.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

JD Vance washes his hands after showering pass it on

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

JD Vance uses bleach on colored fabrics pass it on

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

Sounds a pretty weird thing to do, so it must be true

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

He’s a fucking asshole

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Totally normal thing to say, nothing weird here folks!

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Almost immediately after Vance got the nod, I hit on a description for the way he appeared to me. At the time, it was necessarily based on very little info, so mostly I posted it because I liked the imagery - I admittedly wasn't sure how accurate it really was.

Imagine that life is a roleplaying game, and in every interaction, one chooses from a set of possible responses.

And imagine that each response is labeled, so there's the kind response or the neutral response or the angry response or whatever.

It's as if, in every situation, J.D. Vance chooses the asshole response.

It's actually sort of surprising to me how accurate that has proven to be. .

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or it can be like mass effect and you choose the option that just says "no thanks" but you're character is a massive cunt for no reason at all and is like "no fucking thanks you asshole. I'm gonna kill you and wear your face as a mask." And you're just left wondering where the hell that came from lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

One of my problems with Mass Effect, tbh. The breaking point though was when in Mass Effect 2 you're forced to work for fascists

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

“I’m playing an evil character!”

No you’re not, your character is just a dick.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Vance is an NPC with his assholery level set to very high.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

God he's just Nazeem.

"Do you get to the Yale campus very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't."

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[–] [email protected] 181 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I wonder how “normal” JD would think bodily autonomy was if he suddenly lost his?

[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Someone will have to take one for the team and breed JD Vance

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

you go get a speculum, I'll grab the turkey baster.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Just put some chocolate and a rubber on the couch and let jd take his course...

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I guarantee you Vance would fucking love mpreg hentai.

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