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JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
JD Vance uses a metal flipper when making eggs in a Teflon nonstick pan then immediately cleans it with cold running water in the pan straight from the stovetop because he enjoys the sizzle pass it on
JD Vance puts mustard on his pizza, pass it on
Then eats it with a fork and knife, pass it on
JD Vance puts foreigner Dijon mustard on his pizza, pass it on.
While wearing a tan suit.
JD Vance washes his hands after showering pass it on
JD Vance sticks his dick into pudding cups, pass it on.
JD Vance only pees sitting down pass it on
JD Vance uses bleach on colored fabrics pass it on
Sounds a pretty weird thing to do, so it must be true