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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The author of this post is confirmed to be Tina belcher. She just doing research for her next friend fic

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Short answer: No.

Long answer: Are you out of your cotton-picking mind? No.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Some people say that there's no such thing as a stupid question, but what you asked is proof that those people are wrong.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This post is a good place to remind everyone who likes zombie flicks to watch Fido (2006).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmm, it could be good. Thanks for the recommendation 👍🏻

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You're welcome! :)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Going to the chapel and we're gonna get buried!

No. No, would not marry anyone dead WTF? Don't zombies in popular culture want to eat the living, and a bite turns you?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Not the way I wrote them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

What in the fresh chicken fried fuck is this question

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OP is into some necro fetish

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

OP either needs more or less Jesus in their life

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Dry ass pussy son.

But love is love I guess¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude they're falling apart and shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

But there is nothing like a cool body on a warm night.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

but.. it says until death do we part.

is that amended?

and then to the other guys question, how functioning are we taking here? English speaking or just bbbrrraaaaiiiinnnssss

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Limited English and regular zombie noises.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do they smell? How's their mental functioning?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maria just takes a bath.

As for her mentality, she’s supposed to be a zombie without craving flesh and blood because of how I developed my version of zombies.

Think like a friendly zombie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But like plants vs. zombies dumb zombies or..?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some of them are more functioning than others.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right, that’s just how I wrote them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But how did they write you?