He is a sassy bitch and i love it. This is how you handle these freaks.
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2024
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JD Vance: "This is an immature lie. We would never target the sexuality of other people in such a demeaning fashion. I am a Christian man, and I have only had reproductive sex with my Indian wife, who may not look like a proper American but that is not a problem because she is, believe me. The lie needs to stop, we would never lie."
(God I hope this happens. I really do)
Vance 100% likes it up the ass
What's the matter with that? If all parties consent, have at it.
I think they meant "It" from Stephen King's bestselling novel of the same name. They just forgot the correct capitalization.
"Vance 100% likes It up the ass."
And that, to me, is a bit weird... but I'm not here to judge. Probably should have used "Pennywise" to prevent any confusion.
They all float!
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Have to admit this is quite funny.
JD reminds me of a dumber Eric Trump if that is even possible.
When I first saw the ticket together, I thought Vance was chosen because they were able to convince Donald Trump that Vance was one of his kids after all. Trump did get around back in the day, maybe JD's mom was a Miss America contestant or something.
But it's also likely that Trump's brain is mush, and he is convinced Vance is Eric Trump with a beard.
I think that Vance got chosen because it'd be the fewest letters you'd have to change on your Trump pence 2020 flag
~~PE~~VANCE
No joke, I think Trump thinks single-syllable names are more powerful, and ruled out anyone with more than one syllable in their name.
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You mean like Donnie Jr?
Eric might LOOK more dumb, but Junior is definitely the biggest idiot of the two..
None of those road apples fell far from the sphincter, as it were.
JR didn't fall, he was stuck there and had to be wiped off
Whats happening. The dems are bantering. This isn't how this works, they're supposed to roll over and disappoint us. They know that. That's been their entire strategy. Is this what optimism feels like?
I've always hated how Dems try to keep decorum and fight with one arm tied behind their back, while Republicans shit sling and fight dirty. I'm glad Dems are finally growing some balls and calling out these idiots with their own attack strategies
And yet, unlike Republicans, they aren't resorting to dirty tricks and grotesque lies. It's really nice to see this middle ground where they aren't just sucking it up but they also aren't going down to the Republicans' level.
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With project 2025, the stakes are higher than the rich getting richer.
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They've been doing so unbelievably well...I can almost hear the other shoe whistling as it falls through the air. When the Dems fuck this one up it's gonna hurt.
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Oh this is sofa king funny
It’s been su-chez long time since I’ve giggled this much over a political soundbite
Same, I heard this quote and was like, imagine if Biden didn't withdraw and we didn't get this. In truth I think a lot of people have been waiting a long time to hear people in power to speak plainly and directly about how strange these conservatives are.
I didn't expect such sex-shunal talk from Walz.
GOP's collective brain cell might implode over whether to be sad that walz is savagely roasting their guy, or wtf to even do, because they hate vance too
I completely lost it when he said that. 😂
I released several dying bird noises. It was lovely.
Exhaled somewhat more forcefully that usual
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Feel the burn.
I'm thinking this is going to cause friction on the GOP side.
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