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There's an urban legend about animators at Pixar pranking Listerine executives while making a commercial. They filled one of the bottles with apple juice and made $20 bets to drink it. Supposedly one of the reps watching it being chugged went running for the bathroom to throw up.
Isn't Listerine blue?
Y'all crazy ITT
Soy sauce in the coffee pot. Surprise!
Oh, you must be fun at parties...
Fuck with me brew, ya getting the hands real fast.
💢🥊😤🥊💢
You’re on to something… cold brew black coffee in the soy sauce bottle!
Having mistakenly bought three bulk containers of soy sauce from Costco over a two year period, looking forward to having this problem.
No no no, you fill it with syrup.
Savory pancakes 👀
“SHOW ME, SHOW YOU…”
This will make you look weird at most
Sterilize a bleach bottle or some other very unsafe to drink container and use that as your water bottle instead for the real chaos
I think you mean decontaminate, as bleach itself is a very common sterilizing agent.
Toilet bowl cleaner would be a good idea since it has a twist top
Yeah, you're probably right. Didn't know the proper english term. Thanks for correcting me
sterilize a bleach bottle
After you're done, wash your soap.
And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do that, by injection inside, or almost a cleaning?
To be fair, your insides will be clean. So clean there'll be nothing left.
you can do similar with a mayonnaise container and yogurt
My father used to open cat food tins from the bottom clean the cat food out after it had been used and then fill the rest with chocolate mousse and reseal the bottom of the can. Then open the top of the cat food can, stick in his spoon and start to eat it.
He did this 20 odd years ago and is still famous for it all these years later.
The better office prank is to fill condoms with yogurt for DIY gogurt.
Jeez that's unhinged.... I love it!
Oh god.... 😳🫨😰
Windex and gatorade, squirt it into your mouth.
I fill yogurt cups with mayonnaise so I can eat mayonnaise in the office without people giving me the side-eye
The trick is to keep an eye contact at all times while eating the mayonnaise
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas. Omnis incursio infernalis adversii omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, draco maledicte, ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire. Te rogamus. Audi nos.
Nice try, Bobby
Is it bad that I would unironically eat that if they added ranch seasoning?
Same, with soy sauce in a diet coke bottle.
too much carbonation. they'd notice. I think the true play is to fill it with soy sauce, so that you can casually take a sip during meetings to freak people out.
Okay. Flat Coke/Pepsi it is then.
Equally unhinged as the soy sauce
Cold brew might work and look better
This guy fucks.
Genius!!
I'm a Dr. Pepper man myself, but I like the cut of your jib.
One of us one of us!
