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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'd rather drink soy sauce than Diet Coke.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Blue Powerade in a Windex bottle...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Green listerine in a listerine bottle 😉

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I brought a used bottle of vegetable oil as my drinking bottle to an event. What I didn't consider was that the bottle resembled a vodka bottle, so while I was taking sips of it and thought it was funny, people just thought I was a raging alcoholic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Everyone's just so quirky.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A drink company in Japan came out with a drink called 'nanchatte orenji' which looked a lot like soy sauce.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The real twist would be if it also tasted like soy sauce.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"It's almost as if I'm actually drinking soy sauce!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

ChubbyEmu: "Patient DK presenting to the emergency room with abdominal pain after drinking a liter of soy sauce..."

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