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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived
(www.theguardian.com)
Is this UK or us lol
this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2024
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They agreed but the employee apparently insisted on sitting next to them to monitor the snack situation.
Instead of... telling them to take the snacks back out to the car? There's no situation where that isn't weird to me. Were there no other theaters to be cleaned, patrons to be helped, tickets to be sold, anything else, they just have this extra guy with literally nothing else to do but watch this family not eat the food they brought in?
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If you work at a cinema (condolences), and you see someone smuggling snacks in, no you didn't.
I mean.....theaters ONLY make money on the consession stand. They basically break even on ticket sales, because of having to pay the movie studios. So if they make you bring the snacks back to your car BEFORE you go in, I get it.
But once you do go in? Once you're in the theater? No. If I were someone NOT with those people, I'd be angered that I followed your rules, I paid my admission, I bought from your concession stand, and now MY movie theater experience is being ruined over some fucking skittles???
I'd me more angry at the employee than the kids/mom. It would cause me to find a new movie theater.
Here's the deal. If theatres can't survive if I don't like their bad expensive snacks, Hollywood will have to figure something else out. Maybe they'll have to hire the same twenty faces less often, or take a more reasonable cut, who knows. Not my problem.
No, all that happens is the movie theaters close. Back in the 90s, in my area we had what we call quarter cinemas. These were theaters that showed movies that weren't in theaters anymore. So, older movies. Instead of $6.00 per ticket, it was $0.25, and kids under 12 were free with a paying adult.
So you could get one adult to bring 6-7 kids in, for $0.25. Problem is, nobody bought the snacks.
So now, we went from having 8-9 mega plex's, 3 mall cinemas, and 4 quarter cinemas, to now having 2 mega plex's, and thats it. Hollywood doesn't care WHERE you buy your ticket. It doesn't affect hollywood. It only affects movie goers.
When I lived near a cinema like that, I was happy to buy its snacks and even the occasional beer. The snacks were good, and only slightly marked up. They had great taste in film, and tickets were cheap.
It was a good business model, and I supported it. Nowadays it seems they've moved on to higher ticket prices and more "hot" movies. I wish them luck, but I would not likely continue to support them if I was still in their area.
It's a bad business model. The way it's supposed to work is that bad business models die. If that's not how it works anymore, all I can say is that projectors are affordable and you can make really good popcorn with ghee and powdered salt. A little turmeric gives it that yellow color. Enjoy.
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A long time ago, as teens, we used to go to the movies quite often. Ofc we didn't buy the local overpriced popcorn but brought our own snacks, smuggling them, all sneaky like. One day the guy who was admitting us in was like "you should just be honest guys - no need to hide them". Of course this was not forever but for a couple of months we could bring inanything because we were not tied by the snacks being hideable.
We just take a tote bag full. If anyone says anything they have just lost our custom. Can't stop people smuggling snacks when nobody goes
Upon such bricks a world worth living in can be built.
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This is a story of one bootlicking employee who was in desperate need of fucking off and minding his own business:
However, just as the movie started, an employee told them to put their snack bags away, the report said. They agreed but the employee apparently insisted on sitting next to them to monitor the snack situation.
A few minutes later, one of the children popped a Skittle he was already holding into his mouth, and quite frankly, all hell broke loose, the women said. The employee started shouting at them, and said that the police would be called unless they left. This is when the children started crying.
“My niece asked nicely: ‘If you’re calling the police, are they going to kill my mum?’” one of the women told the newspaper. “And he laughed at that stage. He looks directly in her face and he said: ‘Yeah, maybe we’ll find out.’
Average perception of police
Dude's progressed from boot licking to boot felatio to boot deep throat, what in the fuck seriously.
Fascists have it so easy, give the average fucker a little pin and tell them they're special helpers and they'll do this kind of thing for free.
I See that In movies and go BS no one cares that much for such a minor role but nope your right there is someone so petty.
I think some people are like that and we notice them because they make themselves a spectacle. Best option is to laugh at them.
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Is he secretly an American? Because that sounds far more like something I'd hear here. Atrocious.
Yeah I thought it was US based on context too. I should've been suspicious when the employee didn't open fire on the family...
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Jesus, what a horrifying experience.
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It's weird that things could go so wrongly under the careful supervision of an underpaid child worker. (/Sarcasm)
I hope this cinema (or the chain it belongs to) goes out of business. What a hostile way to treat your customers.
Bring your own snacks? Believe it or not jail.
We have the best Theatres because of jail