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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've got a camel pack (is that still a thing?) full of Baja Blast. Wanna share?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm calling the police (unless you share with me too).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Oh for sure, I get free refills at the Taco Bell in the parking lot