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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago

Yes, let's talk about her stupid story instead of the concentration camp she just opened.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

"They're eating the cats, they're eating themselves!"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

Ah, looks like the old "eat yourself entirely, so you are invisible, then when the plane is on the return flight, you poo yourself back out again" trick.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you seen a man eating his own head?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Then you haven't seen everything. And neither have we.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

For all we know he was bad at plotting his escape.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’m betting the person injured themself to get off the plane. Maybe with their teeth. ICE was making fun of it, calling him a cannibal and dumbass Noem just believed it word for word.

She doesn’t seem like someone who gets jokes, even bad ones.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Noem is no dumbass, but she plays a convincing one on TV.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

I'm betting this person is entirely fictional and created to paint the innocent people they're kidnapping off the street as deranged maniacs.

She does seem like the sort of person to make up racist lies.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

Not a single bit of fact checking in the article.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Kristi, RFK Jr called. He wants his brain worm back.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

So I was initially kidding with my theory that she was parodying herself to see how far she could take it but I'm no longer sure.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I came here to post this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Dom DeLuise with extra pepperoni

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Hello boys.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Pizza the Hut?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Remember when you needed proof to say stuff and have people believe you? Nowadays you can say whatever the fuck you want with fake numbers and straight up lies and people will believe you if you have any kind of charisma or authority.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Well they don’t have any charisma but perception differs, Right?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nowadays? Isn't this exactly what Hitler did?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah this isn't the first time ever

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

But this time it’s different because everyone has every chance to have full access to the information leading up and still chose pain. So there’s that.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Why are they eating the skinny guy? The big guy is far more nutritionally dense.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

His name was Hannibal Lector.

Weird shit republicans say for a thousand, Alex.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

The "late, great" Hannibal Lector.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Kristy needs to tell me who her drug dealer is, he has some good weird shit, apparently

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

kristi noem getting her brain warped from all that botox, and plastic surgery.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Honestly?

She's the trolls queen, she's just can't be true.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

she currentlys ups MTG and whos the looniest.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, I'm Italian and I don't know what that means.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Marjorie Taylor Green, horrible excuse for a human being, vile and hateful