Is he sabotaging Trump on purpose? Is JD Vance running the best psy-op in human history?
Almost certainly not, but the conjecture fits the data shockingly well.
this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2024
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Hi! I'm Troy Mclure. Wow, this one really takes me back.
Damn, he's the real world version of The Deep.
Being tricked into downloading 6 gigs of dolphin porn still remains one of my favorite 4chan pranks.
Sometimes a bottle nosed dolphin is just a bottle nosed dolphin. Sometimes it's a big gray dildo fish.
cOuCh fUcKeR
Poor JD, his grandma really did hate him for being a burdensome piece of shit.
Checkmate!
Put it by the deli counter for the trifecta.
Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
What happens behind closed doors between a man, a dolphin, a couch, several firearms, and a copy of Mein Kampf is personal and private.
Gay people? Oh no, that’s not a thing. Maybe if men had the smooth, supple feel of Corinthian leather, I would understand.
I thought you said JD was dead? No, I said he sleeps with the fishes
He did it on porpoise.
Well he does give off The Deep vibes
More like he gives off Tek-knight vibes.
He'll fuck anything with a hole, like a couch.
Going Deeper
I heard that he allegedly ran the website dolphinsex.org for a short while.
Does nobody remember dolphinsex.org?
Ol’ Jamie V does, it seems.
What
It was a thing
The people behind that aren't running for VP
Unless... Did he run that site?
Yes, I know for a fact that he ran that site. Tell your friends.
Holy shit! That’s crazy, I will.
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