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For example, I was doing research for a blog article and found a paper by a guy named Christian Messenger. That man was definitely destined for missionary work, but the paper was about football.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

When I was a kid, my parents were thinking about building a house. The name of the contractor who was helping them was named "Kari A Hammer." I might be spelling it wrong (I was eight), but that was his actual name.

I like to think he wanted to be a tattoo artist or something and hated carpentry, but was forced into it because of his name.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A dude named Sobriety Promise (both words were his first name). That guy's parents were assholes to name their kid that. Bro had to announce that his parents used to be drunk losers every time he said his name lmao. He went by his middle name and changed it as soon as he could. Poor guy. It's no wonder he became an alcoholic later ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My father went to high school with someone whose last name was Butts. His parents named him Harold and called him, and thus his friends called him, Harry. I always kind of thought it was a tall tale until my father showed me his high school yearbook one day And there was a picture of Harry Butts.

I always kind of wanted to meet this man and his wife and ask her if he lived up to his name.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a government spy project called Palantir. Kind of on the nose to LOTR nerds like me. For those who don't know, the palantirs were the crystal balls in LOTR that wizards could use to communicate or remote view what other palantirs could see.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yes and the bastards won a contract with the NHS and they're fucking evil.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There's a meme image of a screenshot of a news broadcast featuring a fireman named Les McBurney.

This sort of thing apparently happens enough that it has a name: an aptronym.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

happens enough that it has a name

I mean, anyone can stick a couple latin words together to name something, we've been doing it for centuries.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Went to high school with a girl who's dad was named Foster Goodwill

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Harry Wolfe IV

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Red Winged Blackbird

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Went to high school with a girl named Amber Brown. And she was.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My daughter had to visit an allergist and his name was Dr. J. Doctor

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's some Cannonball Run 2 naming convention right there.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's the newspaper columnist with the world's record highest IQ, Marilyn vos Savant. In French, you can read her name as "your (plural) scholar/scientist." When I was a kid, I was sure that it was a pen name, but it turns out it's actually her mother's maiden name.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I saw it as a kid and I was like:

  1. taaaaacky, and
  2. what kind of last name is vos?
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

These are called "aptroynms" and Wikipedia has a great list of them and also inaptroyms. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aptronym

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

See also: Nominative Determinism. If I remember correctly, there was a subreddit about this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism

Nominative determinism is the hypothesis that people tend to gravitate towards areas of work that fit their names. The term was first used in the magazine New Scientist in 1994, after the magazine's humorous "Feedback" column noted several studies carried out by researchers with remarkably fitting surnames. These included a book on polar explorations by Daniel Snowman and an article on urology by researchers named Splatt and Weedon. These and other examples led to light-hearted speculation that some sort of psychological effect was at work.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There's now a Lemmy community too: [email protected]

Yes, I'm searching through this thread for stuff to post there

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's an HGTV person named Page Turner.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Is she a drag queen? Does she perform with Marsha? You know, Marsha Dimes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

There is a doctor near us named Dr. Owi.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

The original head of Teslas autopilot division is named Andrej Karpathy. car-path-y

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Dr Healey. Nice.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I had a taxi driver once who's last name was snel. Which is Dutch for fast or quick or speed.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gay Hitler. Worst part is he was born before those were offensive names or terms but lived long enough for them to get there meaning. Wasn't even meant to have the last name Hitler, It was a misspelling of Hiddler or something like that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Accidental Hitler. Ouch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Not sure if this is what you were going for, but I had a high school teacher named Mr. Student.

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