Now, I am not saying all snake owners are drug dealers, but every drug dealer I've ever known has a pet snake.
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what kind of snake do you have?
A trouser snake.
ssassssy 🐍
If I see testicles on your pet or protuberant nipples on female dogs who obviously then aren't spayed, I know the owner is probably shitty. Shelters overflow with pets, spay and neuter your pets.
Or you rescued a good girl that has been used for breeding before she went to the shelter. But yes I agree with you in general.
For sure.
One time my GF's cat told me where her vibes are. It was an excellent conversation with a furry little friend.
The other day a little Yorkshire terrier told me his owner eats dead flies.
He was shaking when he said it. I didn’t know what to do, so I just floored it and got the fuck out of there.
I have multiple fish tanks and a shrimp tank. What’s that say?
That you have multiple fish tanks and a shrimp tank.
Unless they own a parrot, not much.
Not much
Don't have a dog ATM, but when I did, and had scummy friends and neighbors, I noticed that thieves are always afraid of dogs.
a dog ATM
Is that like a golden goose?
Insert food: receive dog poo
Jackpot!!!!
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