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Genie dislikes cloud (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

easy, just buy someones small passion project for 100m.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

This is dumb. Just buy 100 million worth of gold. Then even if you lose the bet on a technicality, you still have 100 million in gold.

Yes, I know I'm overthinking this joke about Amazon's ridiculous pricing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Here i will need 50$ for logging and 40$ for Github Security Scan in a nutshell

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

in any case, the genie didnt account for taxes, so ill probably have a much easier time running the two pennies left into the ground

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

most expensive hoise in seattle on redfin is 25 mil

5 car garage, so fill that up with a rimac nevera, a singer 911, some sort of koenigsegg, some kind of bugatti, and a sensible daily like a turbo gt taycan wagon if they ever make one

a few watches from the insane seven-figure watch brands like richard mille, jacob & co, whoever the fuck else

not even halfway to 100mil and I'm already tired of this thought experiment. yacht and jet i guess

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah, exactly. This would have to be a Genie using the "Brewster's Millions" rules, not the ones in the tweet. In that case, they wouldn't be able to own anything bought with the 100M at the end of the month.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'll buy a server farm and train an LLM. Won't take the whole month.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Can I buy a house?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

For the last time, We're not increasing the budget !

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Just be quick, or you may not have enough money.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I'm going to get the most overpriced ai service I can possibly find to say "gib" over and over and over until it's all gone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The hobbits are leaving to Isengard!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Fine, Oracle's cloud it is then.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This genie must've read or watched Brewster's Millions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

someone else's computer*

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Fine, I'll use GCP then.