squigglycunt

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

pretty shit frog tbh

looks nothing like real frogs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

in any case, the genie didnt account for taxes, so ill probably have a much easier time running the two pennies left into the ground

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

woah i have a phobia of penises with teeth

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

where did you get a picture of my cat?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i’m not resist/antisemetic/etc buuuut …..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

maybe how i explained it poorly but its really meant to click to have enough space to put your lips, but the cap has a dot of juice stuck to it, so whenever you do that, you run the risk to get splashed

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

i just opened a strawberry juice from a bottle with the cap attached and when i pushed it far enough so it doesnt mash against my face, it clicked and sprayed me with juice that is now forever gonna stain my shirt

fuck these caps

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

at my last workplace we used a service called browserstack which cost something like 10$ a month, it allows you to run almost any combination of os/browser versions. you can even set it up to access a local server if you’re running one on your device machine for example. took out all the headache of running the specific ie version that the client was reporting bugs on it worked great but you can definitely find similar services to suit your use case

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

“we value your privacy” which is why we share your info with just about anyone we deem a “partner”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

you mean jearaffe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

a rubber room?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago
 

TLDR; looking to combine Lenovo ThinkCentre M720q with a Mellanox dual 10Gbps SFP+ PCIe card to create my dream homelab router/firewall

Hi,

I'm looking to set up a router/firewall for my home network, behind my ISP's router.

Here's my current setup :

  • ISP Router : 1xSFP+ 10Gbps, 4xRJ45 1Gbps, used as a (temporary) NAS

  • Switch : 1xSFP+ 10Gbps, 3xRJ45 2.5Gbps, 8xRJ45 1Gbps

  • Proxmox Host : RJ45 2.5Gbps

  • 3 laptops, IoT devices, ...

I'm looking to insert this new device in-between the existing router and the switch, meaning it has to have dual SFP+ to be able to uplink and downlink at 10Gbps. It's a bit overkill but it means I'll be fully utilizing my ISP box and my switch to their full potential, with some headroom.

I've looked around and found nothing that checks all boxes, while trying to keep this under budget (~300€ max). I've finally landed on a frankenstein combination but I wanted to verify that the parts all are compatible and that I wouldn't have any nasty surprises when everything finally comes together (from different sources)

Here's my router proposal :

I'm wondering especially about these things :

  • is the card compatible with the pc?

  • will the 65W adapter suffice to power everything ? and if not, can i safely use a larger brick?

  • can the pc handle the dual 10G traffic, knowing either stream will rarely be fully saturated? RAM upgrades are no issue, planning at least 16GB to start

  • any other issues I should be wary of?

  • any other hardware suggestions that work better/are cheaper?

This combination should also be a good thing if i run it with proxmox to host a few network related services, such as pihole, wireguard...

Thank you :D

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