There was that documentary about that bear going on a cocaïne fueled rampage, so I suppose crack makes sense.

Florida

I'm curious but I have to ask first: on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being fully traumatizing to watch, how bad is that video?

A friend once showed me a video of a woman being attacked by a shark and my god the screams were terrible

I wonder how much telegraph system could be set up before the authorities noticed. It would be fun if it was all just morse code. I mean like running wires from one house to another in a neighborhood, without it being noticed and clamped down upon.

The American version, aluminum, actually came before the British version. The British version does sound nicer, though.

https://www.thoughtco.com/aluminum-or-aluminium-3980635

How else would you spell it?

That bear’s a roadside attraction in Florida. Ain’t nothing lucky about that.

For some reason, I feel like fighting a drunk Russian might be preferred over Florida.

Gubmint: NO TALKING TO THIS BARE

Which of these messages would be more effective on a sign:

Gee golly gosh folksies, don't toucha tha beara! Silly gooses, bear can be dangerous!

vs

This thing will rip your fucking body to shreds on a whim. Life isn't Disney - GET THE FUCK BACK OR REGRET IT FOREVER

Sometimes humor just makes it easier to communicate, it can be a useful tool. For example, look at Ted Lasso, his whole thing is that he's a leader who uses humor and empathy as his primary leadership tools. I know this is a fictional character, but those are real techniques, so I think this point still holds.

Because it's possible to joke about something while still treating it seriously? Acknowledging that the bear is relatable, and that that's kind of funny, isn't incompatible with urging people to respect its boundaries.

I was really confused by that… wtf.. Lemon Zest?

I'm patiently waiting for the "Find Out" follow up story

Darwin works in many mysterious/logical ways.

Yeah, but when the poor boy chomps down on some dumbass with a cell phone that whole community's going to want it dead. :(

If it's brown, emeralds or topaz. If it's black, rubies or gold.