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Florida police tell people to stop taking selfies with ‘depressed’ black bear (www.theguardian.com)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I was really confused by that… wtf.. Lemon Zest?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Your username put that song in my head ❤️

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Urban dictionary says it's the opposite of "easy peasy lemon squeezy".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, just confused as how it applies to a depressed bear. You were spot on.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bears don't have spots, you're thinking of leopards.