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Florida police tell people to stop taking selfies with ‘depressed’ black bear (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The bear is lucky to not meet drunk russian

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That bear’s a roadside attraction in Florida. Ain’t nothing lucky about that.

For some reason, I feel like fighting a drunk Russian might be preferred over Florida.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fighting? I didn't think that's fighting...