Magnificent bastard.
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2024
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An oldie, but a goodie.
Fuck you, thank you
There it is.
Tag team, back again.
The ancient texts!
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45 seconds I'll never get back :(
/me re-reads first sentence.
:: facepalm ::
/me re-reads almost every sentence, not bad.
"She looks like she's in a vegetative state"
But tomatoes are fruits...
and some fruits, like tomatoes, are vegetables.
Technically, all edible fruits are vegetables; a vegetable is an edible part of a plant.
I put vegetables in my tomato sauce though
Hmm, so she has some vegetative state all over her fruity self.
House MD pride month special
Biologically, they're fruits, but in culinary usage (like tomato sauce) they're vegetables.
Nah, tomatoes are fruits.
Fruit is a biological term, vegetable a culinary. They are not mutually exclusive
Nah, tomatoes are fruits. 😉
So she looks fruity? Does that work for you?
Honestly better than the giant metal fan greentext imo
Gold
Thanks this was the worst but I laughed.
glassy, jarred look on her face
Top kek
sticking my noodle in
saucy