EmoDuck

Coral? I always assumed that was a tree and it means "hazardous to the environment"

No chair, the buoyenzy perfectly cancles it out. Also, it doesn't actually need tham much water. I usually only film it halfway foll and the mass of my own body fills it up the rest. So it only weighs as much as one very heavy guy

Foldable bathtub
Ideal for smaller apartments that don't have their own bathtub since it fits in the shower.
I bought one despite not really being a bather, but then I realized why I wasn't into bathing. It's because bathtubs you lie in kinda suck. Buoyenzy means that your feet and chest will always want to rise above the water

But the foldable is more barrel shaped, like a Japanese bathtub. So your whole body save your head stays submerged. Who would have thought that the Japanese, a people with entire industries around bathing know a thing or two about good tub design

Taking the piss out of beans on toast has always been so weird to me because there's nothing more pan-humanity that eating legumes on a starch

It might be bread and beans, rice and lentils, peanuts and potatoes, but sooner or later, everyone will come up with their own version of "Bean on toast"

I will not hear a single bad thing about these. They were a gift of the gods and were only removed to punish humanities sinfull nature.

Repent, I say. REPENT!

There actually is a cocktail called tapeworm shot that's made this way