i like how each tube has an individual switch. for when you only want some cum
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2024
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Controlled vasectomy...
I see two casings for switches. Do you have to toggle each ball individually or something?
Also, how do you remember which way to flip the switch? Can it get turned around?
Flip them on and off repeatedly to put them in pairing mode.
"FUCK, I came for longer than 5 seconds. Now I have to go through the factory reset AGAIN."
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I know, right? Do you just flip one and run at 50%?
So a toggleable vasectomy.
Trouble is you need a several days (maybe a week or more) and/or a few ejaculations to actually be sterile after a vasectomy... So this isn't the kind of thing that you can flip on in the moment and you're safe.
I'd imagine most men would only need to actually use the switch twice in their lives anyways. So having to wait a couple weeks wouldn't be too bad.
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There’s a big difference between this and getting snipped. The difference is, like, vast. It’s a vast difference.
More of a vas deferens I think
Yes, indeed, you said the funny part aloud.
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Hang on one second babe…
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Wouldn’t compression of the tissue starve it if oxygen and cause necrosis?
What? Why would you permanently compress it?
TIL about the meme, but to continue hypothetically - any sort of pressure to either hold the ends of the type in the mechanism, or if the tube continues through the mechanism and a “pinch” is done to prevent flow.
I guarantee you the same people working to ban abortion and female contraception will go after this too.
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Dude imagine getting hit with a groin shot with that fucking thing in your taint
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I mean if you're that worried it'd be more effective to build up a spank bank for making kids later and then just get a vasectomy.
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Remember to flip the switch back on when you need to pee
Not the same plumbing.
Contrary to common belief, pee is, in fact, stored in the balls.