this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2024
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"Mods, deactivate this man's balls."
They just want your money, super glue works just as good and it's cheaper, non-invasive.
If this was controlled by your Google home, it would need a battery, which would need to be recharged. Imagine saying "hey Google, turn my balls off" and getting "I can't reach that device" because you forgot to recharge your ball switch last night.....
We're living in the future
We all know pee is stored in the balls.
So this is just a piss switch.
(Which would actually be a real issue solver for folk with incontinence issues.)
That exists. My great-aunt had one of these for her incontinence problems.
Oh, for real, not just catheters with a valve either, proper internal semi-permanent valves/switches with magnets, some even gravity operated.
Thx for TILing me.
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I don't want a kill-switch. I want a turbo-button to slice metal sheets with a jet of cum.
is this one of them brandnewsentences?
You need a button for that?
If you are experiencing pressure issues just mitigate the issue by adding acids (via special infection cultures in the balls) to the cum, or some abrasive materials (jagged kidney/bladder stones perhaps?).
That's either a very small finger or a very large dick
For you
Like others, I don't have a use for my balls anymore. It sure would be nice to keep them around looking good though. But anyway, could I please just get the euphoria stimulus! I don't really care for all the gooey mess.
This is an idea from a book by john scalzi called starter villain.
Roses are red, this drink's made from laudanum...
This is the real reason Data doesn't tell everyone where his off switch is.
That's some Chobits shit.
I'd just forget which one is on and which one is off. Also I have zero need for the on setting.
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