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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Are you required to use a special character in your, em, I wanna say 'gay male sexuality alphabet' (?)?
For security reasons??

Bcs like, dont tell me underscore male doesn't exist. Or pound males. Or question mark males. Or drop table males.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You’re missing ligma males

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

It's spelled λigma.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

I do love that they're sorted left to right by the Latin alphabet rather than the Greek one

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Why do other greek letters not get males? Did they do something wrong?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Haven't been discovered yet. CERN is working on a new large hardon collider to potentially discover newly theorized elemaletal particles

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Colliding hardons at 14TeV, for science.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

I've met some phi males in my time.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Media never used them to sound cool.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

I'm a PI male

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Based on dress, I'd say:

Alpha: Private Equity Trader, Financier Beta: Athlete, Footballer Delta: Mechanic, Plumber Gamma: Poet. Musician Omega: Technician, coder Sigma: Hitman, Organized Crime

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Alpha: C Suite exec, pays for male prostitutes

Beta: Athlete "it's just hazing bro" rapist

Delta: Everyman Thespian, sleeps his way to the lead role

Gamma: Barista, gets raped by the Beta

Omega: IT guy for Alphas company, knows where all the bodies are hidden

Sigma: Backstreet fuckBoy

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can we try to not joke about rape? Thanks 💜

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

I can try...I'm not always successful...but I can try.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

This is like astrology but somehow worse

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I can't fathom the mind that would even want to divide people up this way.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

The kind of mind that seeks to be better than others at all costs

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

“The no-mind not-thinks no-thoughts about no-things.” - not-Buddha

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Wasn't the "sigma" personality just invented by incels when they realized that "being alpha" didn't work the way they thought it did and needed a new paradigm to keep their worldview from collapsing? Or am I remembering that wrong?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

So, to my knowledge, here is how this went.

They took the disproven wolf analogy literally and resulted in Alphas and Betas.

Alphas are basically confident, attractive, and charismatic. Alphas get and say what they want.

Betas basically lack at least 2 of these attributes. Betas were also initially 'nice guys' before that term got memed into oblivion, ie, they would be negotiable, willing to accept compromise.

Basically Alphas are bad boy / jocks and Betas are shy but polite nerds.

And for a while this permeated.

At some point, the communities using these terms more or less realized they were nearly all, in actuality, Betas.

Then, Gamma Delta and Omega all came about in roughly the same time, and the system was reworked.

Alpha: Confident Successful Leader

Beta: Cooperative Loyal Subservient

Gamma: More Confident than Alphas, but doesn't care to lead groups, therefore is aloof / adventurous.

Delta: Basically 'Enlightened Loner'. Someone who isn't interested in much socializing and has little or no outward personal connections. (Basically a nice way of framing being a NEET or hikikomori, a cope)

Omega: Someone who is so above all this nonsense they don't give a fuck, because they are so smart and successful without anyone's help.

Next we got Sigmas: Somehow even more OP than Omegas, Sigma males are intelligent, capable of manipulating any social hierarchy to their own ends, capable of doing basically anything but they are so cool they just do that shit when they feel like it and then vanish when bored. Almost every video about a Sigma Male will show John Wick.

As you say, sigmas came about within around 6 months of the term incel and incel communities / identity becoming decently established in internet culture. So yeah, this is an even harder cope than Deltas, as theyre now all acting like they could absolutely do x if I wanted to, I just don't feel like it.

Finally we now apparently have Zetas.

Zetas are apparently somehow even more OP than Sigmas, being a kind of hybrid of Alphas and Sigmas. Its something like... I am a highly conventionally successful person and am very skilled and talented and clever but whoo boy do I get tired some times.

(In reality, this is basically anyone who has held down a decent job for a few years and is quite egotistical, but constantly assertive or boastful).

Zetas are fairly new and still being actively reworked.

So... Alphas, Betas and Zetas are very social. Deltas are not, Sigmas and Gammas are social occasionally and Omegas hate socializing but do it anyway.

Basically this shit reads like someone who has only watched action movies attempting to develop character archetypes, and that is largely because so much of this just is directly based off of action movies from the 80s onward and boys and men trying to find their favorite analogues.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

I feel like this will be proven in 40 years in a research paper about male internet culture and this is the comment that started it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

I swear I would love to see the fallout of some of these morons trying to claim the Zeta symbol. Just imagine them not realizing other scum of the earth already tainted it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

also omegas can get pregnant I think. Oh sorry that was omegaverse fsnfiction.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

I didn't realise you were actually serious.

Which one is a straight white average male who doesn't care about alpha males and occasionally defends minorities.

I'm guessing the alpha overlords consist that a "beta cuck"?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

“sigma” is like sovereign citizen for pickup artists: it’s an ostensible cheat code to get stuff for free and avoid consequences, only one which doesn’t actually exist.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I have two questions:

Can Sigma be gyatt?

Can Sigma have skibidi?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

yes but only in ohio baby gronk rizz

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Pretty much yea lul. They made it up cause they wanted to be extra special.

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