Make appointments to let them see the property and don't go
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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"I am reporting this call to the FTC."
donotcall.gov
If you want, you can also attempt to get a callback number and company name, state they are registered in before telling them you are reporting the call.
The more info you can report the better.
I always tell them $750k cash, non sequential bills, come alone, no cops. And if they say that's too much, relentlessly mock them for being poor until they hang up.
Depending on the property that's a pretty good deal.
In the Bay Area, I doubt that’s even a starter home in a bad neighborhood. Most other neighborhoods are priced like that for a tear down.
I wish to see a video of someone doing this
Sometimes when I get a call from an unfamiliar number with my area code (I don't live there anymore so it's always a scam spoofing a nearby number) I roleplay as a 911 operator and don't drop the act until they hang up, threaten them with penalties for wasting public resources and such. It's probably not strictly legal but they're calling me illegally too so i think it pretty much evens out :)
I consider it my civic duty to waste as much of their time as possible. It can also serve as an outlet for creativity and have a bit of fun. Think of it as a reverse prank call.
I think my favorite was when they called on my work phone and I tried to set them up as a customer, with my most pleasant voice asking about their billing address and quoting our consulting fees and that I'd be happy to answer any question they wanted as soon as they were set up as a customer. They told me to fuck off and hung up 15 minutes later.
C'mon man just let us buy it. Please?
Threaten then with legal action. If they're smart that should be enough; if they aren't, sue them.
Tips:
- Most places in the world have laws against against disturbance of peace. Check the ones that apply to you, and mention them as you're telling them to stop calling you.
- Start recording their calls as proof. Make sure to consistently say "do not call me further". Depending on the place you might need to include some warning like "your call is being recorded".
- If you can't/don't want to record them, at the very least annotate when they call you, and keep every single piece of text that they send you.
Give them all the same ridiculous non-negotiable cash selling price.
One billion dollars.
While doing your best Dr Evil impersonation.
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