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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11761069/Pornstar-starfish-turns-heads-appearance-resembling-male-genitals.html

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Adult fidget spinner.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Gatling penis

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Dickstar

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Starfucker

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Pentapenis

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

The penis wheel

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

PENVS

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

What ya got there is known as a fiveskin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

It ain't gonna sucker itself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Why would someone put penises all over the beach?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"No, this is Patrick"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

This is what a choriaster granulatus looks like.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

So that's what they do with it after bottom surgery

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Patrick PornStar

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

"I give this orgy 5 stars!"

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago

"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

It's a five star porn-hub

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Your partner will finally be pleased!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

the turboenfuckillator. very popular with your mother

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Falustarfish

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

5 player co-op

[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Your mom's fidget spinner.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Paige, no, no, no, no, no!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

The cocktail starfish

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Five girls one star

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

That's a penisea star

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Ass to ass!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago

Moby's Dicks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Boner's star.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

A growing star.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Badstarfish, the next product from bad dragon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Patdick Star

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

But I don't wanna pat the dicks

[–] [email protected] 66 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cocktopus

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Fuck I was gonna say that :'(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The Seanis

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Fivehead.

[–] [email protected] 109 points 4 months ago

Welcome to Five Guys!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Now you and 4 of your closest friends can get even closer!

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Mr. Stealyourgirl

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Stellatum glandem

[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's a starprick if I'm not mistaken

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago

starprick

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StarDict

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

Organic free range dildo star before harvest

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Patrick and his five brothers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I think you mean Richard Star, Patrick's cousin that he didn't even know existed...
They call him Dickie