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Be awkward by sharing a weird hyper specific fact

Or.. OR… grow up with parents who emigrated from one of those hyper competitive Asian places and be a little bit broken. 🙃

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They’ll probably charge you for it.

Pastor Dave Barnhart

“The unborn” are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. It’s almost as if, by being born, they have died to you. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus but actually dislike people who breathe.

Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.

This is largely the same in most developed nations.

This is so stupid, I love it.

Quadshooter. (There is also a true facts episode on the echidna)

Was going to post this if someone hadn’t.

A lot of things can affect it including your body position, whether you’ve been physically active lately, had caffeine, smoked, or even had a bath.

Recommendations even say to sit in that position for 5 minutes before measuring.

You have nothing left to lose then, take a few out with you.