I mean, the man is 71 years old, is probably very wealthy, and wants to have fun. Let the man retire.
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If I win the election, I'll make the Switch DS
Idk how it'll work, but I'll figure it out
- take two Switches
I’m younger…
I'll take a whack at it
I'll take it.
Found Phil Spencer's account
Nah
......you better not be from EA.
I wonder if hes ever looking to retire, or if he'll continue working till he cant anymore?
Wouldn't be surprised if he's waiting to find that younger person he feels he could pass his position to so that he can finally step down and retire, but he's looking for JUST the right person.
It would be nice if he handed it down to somebody who wasn't such a jackass about emulators and leaks, but Nintendo is notoriously abusively litigious, like worse than Disney, so I'm not going to get my hopes up.
Plot twist. Disney buys Nintendo.
Nintendo has $14 billion USD in the bank. They're fine.
Why is no one buying Mario Universe x Star Wars: return of the Palpatine clones? Better mark up Disney plus and park passes to keep investors happy for the next 6 weeks, our longest term plan yet.
It's not that sort of hand-down. Miyamoto isn't in charge of Nintendo as a whole; he just heads some of the creative departments. The legal/business end of things are still going to be largely under Furukawa.
The legal/business end of things are still going to be largely under Furukawa.
Oh, so this guy?
Yup, he def looks like a no fun asshole
Strong "the meeting will continue until I have broken you" energy.
He looks like that weirdo pervert character in every hentai
LOL, he definitely gives off "hall monitor" energy. But for what it's worth, he is 20 years younger than Miyamoto, so maybe he's still in the cards.
Hopefully not to some trust fund MBA cunt
Can’t wait for the Fortnite x Mario x Starwars collab…
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You know what Mario needs? An AI companion!
This whole thread makes me so mad. Well done.
"What super mario needs is LOOT BOXES!!! Yes, you jump and hit the question box, and now you can pay for a fire flower. If not, you get a coin!"
Hopefully via a willy wonka type event.
Just a bunch of kids eating mushrooms and playing with fire.
Soooooo........like, just the average childhood experience in the 80s?
Also the campground at any Phish show.
90s: remove mushrooms, add fireworks.
walking with a cane and rolling up to the gates and everything
This needs to be the plot of a new "The Wizard" remake.
Five young recruits find the five golden Switch cartridges.
Recruit 1 is walloped by a big tie-wearing gorilla after eating its entire banana hoard.
Recruit 2 grows too big after eating a prototype actual Super Mushroom and turns into a Toad.
Recruit 3 is rejected after touching the Triforce and being sucked into the Evil Realm.
Recruit 4 loses an IRL series of WarioWare games played in a giant replica TV.
Recruit 5 is hired after returning the free Switch 2 prototype they were given despite initially being rejected for painting graffiti on the wall with Splatoon paint.
I'm already on AMCs website, trying to preorder my ticket, and emailing customer service about why they haven't started accepting preorders to a movie that hasn't even been conceptualized yet.
You have to buy amiibos to have a chance of finding one. Everybody knows that.